harryedward:

how to get a thigh gap

step 1: open ur legs 

step 2: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


ofpousseys:

"you’re so full of yourself" no i had a lot of insecurites and a low self esteem which i worked extremely hard to overcome and now i realize that im awesome and i dont care if you think otherwise


boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line

boxedjellyfish:

I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line


(Source: pugadise)


pleatedjeans:

You should follow @blindchow




owldee:

this fucking mentality that you can’t be best friends with your significant other, that romance ruins a friendship, that BOTH FRIENDSHIP AND ROMANCE CANNOT OCCUR SIMULTANEOUSLY kills me like

that’s such a horrible, horrible and unhealthy mentality to have


(Source: folkdad)


(Source: rabidcrook)


(Source: csection)



skypestripper:

its not good sex unless u have to glue ur penis back on


I could save up for an iPhone you know……… but I could also not


my sister’s boyfriend started laughing when I walked in still wearing my mickey mouse pyjamas while he  sat there wearing his FC Zwolle (local football club lolz) slippers ah who’s lame here