thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

hokeyfright:

the only true ally
50c:

pak n save
blablascofflaw:

blazepress:

These are pictures of different dried human tears. Grief, laughter, onion and change. Each type has a different chemical makeup which makes them appear different.

I wonder what tears of frustration look like

zustin:

when u finally find a bra that fits comfortably

image

animedisliker:

i’m just a fuckboy nobody loves me

he’s just a fuckboy, from a fuckfamily

hey lol spam tumblr user fockinbrilliant with messages it’s his birthday today

britpopandlock:

"gorillaz are back" factoid actualy just statistical error. damon albarn, who lives in england and changes his mind 10,000 times a day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted